Anonymous: What's your opinion on rimming?

Well good morning to you too. I think it’s great!

Anonymous: do you get notified when i reblog you?

Well you’re anon so unless you follow me from your un-anonymous blog, then no. But if you do, then yes.

Anonymous: just part of gay history. it's a touching movie, but sad.

Aww well I like sad and touching. I’ll definitely check it out.

Anonymous: Have you ever seen the movie Bent (1997)?

I haven’t! Should I? Why do you ask?

I don’t really know anymore. Every time I think I like someone or try to like someone, it either never works out, or they don’t like me back, or something goes wrong. I think I unknowingly self-sabotage. All I really want is someone to sleep next to at night.

Because the Tumblr messaging isn’t work for some reason: 1. too long ago. 2. pretty much all of the followers that I haven’t met yet, wouldn’t be fair to narrow it down. they know who they are. 3. either the other person on top, or in this sort of legs intertwined embrace type position, or missionary.

Anonymous: You are very handsome!

Well thank you! I’m sure you are also.

Anonymous: curious. what's your effing problem?

Umm I’d say a mild social anxiety disorder and seasonal depression (for every season).

Anonymous: what ever happened to that white dog poop from the 70s?

I literally have no idea what this is a reference to…

Anonymous: :/

why so sad? :(

Anonymous: did you know i was trouble when i walked in?

Shame on me. (trouble is good tho)

Anonymous: have you ever written keri hilson fan fiction?

My entire twitter feed is Keri Hilson fan fiction.

Anonymous: if there was a video of keri hilson sucking ciara's dick, would you watch it

I think everyone would watch that, and if you say you wouldn’t, you’re a filthy liar.

Anonymous: have you ever incorporated a toaster into a sexual act?

I don’t even own a toaster; I’m not sure what sexual act it would be a part of. Wanna help me find out? ;)

Anonymous: do you consider your pussy to be yankin?

yes